Sue the person above you

Basically here you can accuse me of any "crime" you like, such as "I sue you for not doing enough code cracking" or "I sue you for wasting my time with forum games". Go!

admin: I sue you for knowing where I live.

Pinkie: I sue you for having over a quarter of the posts on the website.

Romaniii: I sue you for not being on this website enough

admin: I sue you for putting the report button in the place where I always think the reply button is.

Romaniii: I sue the site in general for telling me to put the report button and reply button in those spots.

I also sue you for pokemon in your profile pic being too cute.

admin: I sue you for not having a cute pokemon as a profile picture.

Romaniii: I sue you for identity theft of an innocent cute pokemon.

admin: I sue you for not reading my debate in which I stated I am, indeed, a pachirisu.

Romaniii: I sue you for lying in that debate too.

admin: I sue you for not seeing my opponent's video evidence proving I am a pachirisu.
http://www.debate.org/debates/Pachirisu-should-be-classified-as-a-legendary-Pokemon/1/

Romaniii: I sue you for accidentally just discovering a new bug in my automatic linking code.

admin: I sue you for being a geek.

Pinkie: I sue you for liking ponies

admin: I sue you for liking ponies.

Pinkie: I sue you for misrepresenting ponies. Ponies are happy creatures, not dark chainsawy creatures.

admin: I sue you for stereotyping almost everyone.

Pinkie: I sue you for making a frivolous lawsuit

admin: I sue you for having your front steps to your house on the 2nd level above the garage.

Pinkie: I sue you because those aren't actually the front steps to my house (the steps are around the side of the house, not clearly visible from the road). Those steps you're looking at are rarely used and would probably break if you jumped on them.