Sue the person above you

cooldudebro: I sue you because you want to sue.

I sue you for not using the username EsocialBookworm on this website

9spaceking: I sue you because you stole my dog.

cooldudebro: I sue you for letting him steal your dog.

Forti Animo: I sue you for calling me out on it.

cooldudebro: I sue you for calling me out for calling you out.

Forti Animo: I sue you for misspelling Anime in your name

9spaceking: I sue you for thinking I misspelt my username when I did not.

Forti Animo: I sue you for suing me.

9spaceking: I sue you for suing me for suing you

Forti Animo: I sue u 4 suin' me 4 suin' u for suin' me

9spaceking: I sue you for badtalking Sue.

Forti Animo: I sue you for loving Endarkened Rationalist, who does not even exist on edeb8.

9spaceking: I sue you for being incorrect: http://www.edeb8.com/profile/EndarkenedRationalist+

Forti Animo: I sue you for being in love to a guy who doesn't even have an image as a profile picture :3

9spaceking: I sue you for not realizing no picture could encompass his beauty

Forti Animo: lol, I sue you for having no picture

9spaceking: I sue you for being a space king.

cooldudebro: I sue you for being a cool dude.

9spaceking: i sue you for not also calling me a bro.