Three wishes
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Jan 18 2014 1:44 PM
Suppose some all-powerful being decides to give you, of all humans, 3 wishes granted. This will never happen again so the all-powerful being advises you to choose carefully what you really want.
The conditions are:
1. each wish must be expressed as a single sentence with no more than 3 phrases per wish.
2. no wishes that would grant more wishes.
3. no wishes that alter these conditions in any way.
4. you cannot make yourself all-powerful, all knowing etc.
... and any attempt to trick the all-powerful being will probably result in your wish being subverted in some cruel way.
What would you wish for?
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I wish the world would be burned to a crisp
I wish I was a more relevant member
I wish I had the ability to teleport wherever I wanted to in the universe
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Jan 18 2014 3:21 PM nolongeractiveuser:
I kinda think that first wish will destroy you in the process so you wouldn't be able to do the other two wishes. Kind of a weird thing to wish for.
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It's better than what I wanted to wish for originally
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Jan 18 2014 3:26 PM nolongeractiveuser:
What's worse than burning the world to a crisp? Destroying the universe?
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Eh, it's racist an hateful, so I won't say it.
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Jan 18 2014 5:07 PM nolongeractiveuser:
So instead of being racist/hateful, you'd hate on everyone equally by destroying the whole world? Huh?
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No.
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Jan 18 2014 5:22 PM nolongeractiveuser:
Well then explain, 'cause I'm confused.
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Actually I don't know if I'd want to hear his explanation...
I'd wish for the ability to pause, forward and rewind time.
I'd wish that I won a globally recognized prize which meant I never had to pay for anything.
I'd reserve the last wish to use to revert everything back the way it was in case I stuffed It all up.
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Jan 18 2014 6:50 PM nzlockie:
Actually ... I'd do the same as you with my third wish.
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I wish tacos would fly
I wish fritos didn't taste so salty
I wish foods didn't have all those nasty preservatives.
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Jan 19 2014 7:01 AM nolongeractiveuser:
That's somewhat more sensible. Interesting the things that are really important to you.
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I'm jk. If I had to wish for something, it'd be to teleport wherever in the universe I want.
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Jan 19 2014 11:05 AM admin:
1) Vaultz Locking Mobile Wheelie Chest
2) Better debate suits
3) Abilities to win all debate/speech tournaments ever.
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Jan 19 2014 11:48 AM Pinkie:
You have debate suits?
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Jan 19 2014 12:54 PM admin:
Read my bio? You can't just go to tournaments without a suit! Dude?
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Pinkie:
Well then I'll reconsider debate.
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Jan 19 2014 1:35 PM nolongeractiveuser:
Everyone looks good in suits.
HEY LET'S DEBATE LARS VS. TESTER!!!
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Pinkie:
No. I look terrible.